Scary Old Guitar Hobo Man

About a week ago I took a bus to Downtown with my guitar because I’ve always just wanted to play my guitar on the street for “funzies” so I just thought to myself, “why not?”  I had to run to the bus stop very quickly because I would’ve missed it.  While I was running to the bus stop with my guitar case in my right hand, I felt so…cool, I don’t know why but I just felt really cool running with a guitar case in my hand.  In my head I was thinking: “Man, people probably think I’m a cool busy musician guy that has a gig to play or something.”

I arrived at my destination and got off the bus and started to walk around to see where I should play my guitar.  There was this certain spot underneath a tall tree that caught my eyeballs, it was “supes” shady and had a lot of foot traffic; it was perfect.  I set down my guitar case and grabbed my guitar.  I just left my guitar case open just for the heck of it.  I just wanted to play guitar for fun, but if anyone wanted to give meh money, then I would be fine with that, Hahah.  I started playing my guitar, and I was so happy seeing other people smile and enjoy my music :).  11379179_1613315685615802_1324624532_n

There was a homeless hobo man human across the street from me, and he was playing guitar too.  His singing was…very…interesting, it certainly was NOT my kind of taste in vocal musicness.  Lol.  It sounded like a turtle and a country singer made a baby, and HE was that baby.  He was packing up his guitar and his belongings.  He started to walk towards me.  I was a little anxious because he had a “pissed off” kind of look on his patchy face.  He came up to me and said, “You can’t just set up your guitar here when there is obviously a BETTER musician here! *Points at self in a proud way*.”

I said, “Uhmm…Ok…good for you! 😀 *Smiles super cheesely*”

He said, “If we were in New Orleans, I would break your fingers and throw your guitar!”

I said, “Woah Budday, just remember that this is OREGON and NOT New Orleans so I would appreciate if you would not break my fingers because I like them very very much”

He said, “Whatever.  You need practice because you suck ALOT! *Turns around and walks towards Starbucks*.”

I said, “I Loved your singing! It was great! I hope you succeed in life!”

After I said that, he just said, “Screw you %()&^Q*#&^*^” and then he flipped me off with his black painted middle fingernail.  I sort of tried the “Kill ’em with kindess” technique, and it seemed like he was super annoyed and it worked!  It was definitely an interesting experience and also a great lesson because there are ALWAYS gonna be haters and just like Tay Swizzle’s song says “Shake it off.”  I don’t need none of that dumb negativity to wear me down!  I’m not gonna let some sixty year old hobo human stop me from playing on the streets! Psh!

I hope you guys enjoyed my experience ;D.  I will try to blog more, but it is a lot harder for me to blog now because I don’t have my laptop anymore :((( That’s why I haven’t posted in a while.

Bye Lovas.

Pressure

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I recently got rid of this burden that has always been on my back and making me feel pressured lately.  I have always felt pressured to be the one to start a conversation or keep the conversation going because I hate awkward silences or awkward moments, they just make me feel so…awkward.  I think the reason why I felt this kind of pressure to strategize when talking to someone is because I’m usually a planner with certain things.  I am actually a pretty spontaneous person but with conversations I have to strategize every single thing I say, for example: I think of what I am going to say and then I imagine what the other person will say after what I just said.  Then I plan another response that will probably start a new topic that we could talk about and it just gets more and more complicated.
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I went and talked to my madre about this weird pressure I have been feeling for quite a while and she was all like, “Woah, that sounds pretty complicated, you just need to chill and let the conversation flow by itself.  You know the whole conversation doesn’t depend on you, the other person you’re talking to is probably feeling just as awkward as you are.  The conversation feels way more relaxing if you just don’t think about it too much and just talk!”

 

After my “senpai” said that (heh..hehh), I felt way better.  Now I feel way more “chillaxed” conversing with humans.  Even if there is an awkward silence or there is nothing to talk about, well..that sucks, then you can tell all your friends about your awkward silence and it will be a funny story 😀 .

 

Procrastination Station

I am probably one of the worst procrastinators in the whole entire universe of universes.  It’s even harder to NOT procrastinate when your home schooled because when your home schooled it’s so easy to get caught up in something when your supposed to be doing school.  Like for example, I was supposed to do a history project that was due one day and it was like eight PM and it was due that night, so I thought to myself “Eh, I’ll start doing it at like 9:00 PM or something”.  So I was just surfing through every social media feed I had such as Instagrizzle (Instagram), tumblr, and Snapchazzle (Snapchat).  Then my mom said that we should watch an episode of Gilmore Girls (Don’t judge me, I find the show very interesting) and so I was like “Okay! Sureee” than we ended up watching like three whole freaking episodes that were like forty two freaking minutes each! Than I looked at the flippen clock and it was flippen 11:23 PM! I told my madre that I had to do a history project that was due that night and she was all like “Say WHAAT?! We have to get on that!” Thank Yeezuz my Madre was willing to help me because I think I would have got like a Z grade on overdue-ness.  I am actually writing this blog post instead of doing an english project I’m supposed to do (Fact of the night). And yet to this day, I am still a procrastinator and I am not proud. :’D I hope you enjoyed my story of coolness.  I will try and write more stuff 🙂

Good bye human beings ❤

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Hobo’s

Today I decided to take the city bus to downtown and do my school at coffee shop that I usually go to on a regular basis.  I arrived and got a 16 oz Vanilla Latte and went on with my school.  Then I decided to walk to starbucks because I just like switching locations when I do school I am a person that likes change.  While I was walking to Starbucks there was a homeless man sitting on the curb with a sign saying “Gimmeh some moneys boi” Ok…that’s not exactly what it said but that is how I read it.  I purposely put my hand in my pocket so that he couldn’t hear my money and coins jingling in my pocket and I tried to make no eye contact, that was hard for me because I always make eye contact.  I sort of felt bad though for not giving him any money.  I usually always give money to the homeless because I feel bad for them or I just feel like being a nice human.

 

The last homeless man that I gave money to was super rude and stupid.  Ok sorry he wasn’t stupid he was just SUPER rude.  I decided to give him the rest of my change and then he just looked at me and said is that it?, you have a home and I don’t so you should give me more.  I was so freaking mad inside but I just said dude. are you serious right now? I just gave you some money because I wanted to be nice!?!!? and then I just walked away.  So that’s kind of the reason I don’t give money to the homeless as much, because you don’t know what they’re gonna spend it on? they might spend it on weed, drugs, or alcohol.  I am not saying that ALL homeless people are like that but that experience did give me a little perspective on how ungrateful they can be.

 

Finding yourself

It really saddens me whenever I see people my age and older worrying about what others think about themselves.  I myself have definitely struggled with this same thing that many teenagers and adults even, struggle with.  Whenever I would wake up I would look through my wardrobe and pick what to wear, sometimes I would specifically not wear a scarf or not roll up my pants above my ankles because I would think that other people would think that I am weird or that I look funny, but I actually really liked that kind of style because I don’t know, I just liked it! For a while I would keep dressing “normal” so that people wouldn’t think I am weird or something, but I still got made fun of! so I thought to myself that It doesn’t even matter how I dress or how I act, people will still make fun of me.  So I finally started to find myself through out these experiences, some days I would wear a scarf and some days I would roll up my pants.  I know it sounds silly but we all start somewhere! After like a couple months I finally started to get way more comfortable with my style and my personality.

different  You can’t please the whole world! there are always gonna be people that will disagree with you.   You shouldn’t care what other people think of you because if you dress a different way or act a different way, you are gonna be attracting people that aren’t your kind of crowd and if  someone doesn’t like your style than that’s their problem and that’s the kind of person that you wouldn’t want to be friends with or hang out with.  And it always feels great to be around people that support you and your style and you don’t have to be hiding anything.  If you tried to be like Everyone else than the whole world would be freaking boring because there would be no DIFFERENT people! everyone else in the world would be the same boring person, that’s why we’re all created differently.  Being confident of yourself is the best feeling in the whole freaking world.  It takes time to find yourself so don’t pressure yourself.

The Frizzy haired woman! {True Story}

Ok, so my family and I went to a Saturday market kind of thing where you buy all kinds of stuff like Whole foods, watches, vegetables, hats, clothes, and pets so pretty much everything. There was this lady there with super fluffy and frizzy hair! it was cray! she could knit 1,000 coats for an orphanage, that’s how frizzy it was, I thought to myself “I have to touch it! this is a once in a lifetime thing” I stood there staring at her beautiful huge frizzy hair hesitating if I should touch her hair, when she was distracted I took that chance and walked behind her very ninja, I stuck my hand in her voluminous hair and as I was taking my hand out my finger got stuck in one of her hair knots, so I pulled her hair as she was turning around I ran for my freaking life!

The End.

P.S. This is a true story

Portlandia!

So me and a bunch of friends just decided to take road trip to Portland! which is one of my favorite city’s in the world. We all sang along to a bunch of good music including Indie music (My favorite), pop which is a little acceptable, and some unknown indie folk music which was great! We arrived in Portland! and I could tell you so much on how much I love and adore Portland. It was perfect though! we went to Starbucks and I ordered a “Tall Hazelnut machiato” I know I know, you guys probably don’t even care what drink I got at Starbucks, I just thought it was necessary. We then went to “Little Big Burger” it was so delicious! but way over priced, than we went to the mall and then we had to get out right away because there was a fire! but that didn’t scare us so we just calmly walked out of the mall like a stroll in the park. My cousin and I saw this very strange person, we couldn’t figure out if it was a man or a woman, so we were just awkwardly staring at this poor stranger figuring out which gender it was.  I hope you enjoyed my very “Detailed” trip to Portlandia. Have a fantastic day or night or afternoon.

 

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Music and our minds!?

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Music is so freaking powerful! and can totally change your mood in the snap of a finger! I just think it’s amazing how music can totally change the atmosphere your in, you can be totally depressed, your day is going horrible! and I mean horrible! You spill your coffee on yourself in the morning, bates motel season 2 isn’t on Netflix yet, your phone runs out of battery, and then you randomly get constipation! Sorry I just felt like I needed to add in the last thing to brighten up the mood or “darken it” Hah get it? because poop is dark, sorry for my non needed “punny” jokes. Back to the subject! So yeah, your day is going absolutely terrible! and then you plug in your headphones or speakers to your phone and listen to Happy music! and SNAP! Your all of the sudden happy again. It just gets me thinking on how amazing our brains are. Scientists say that an average human only uses 10% of his/her brain, Holy freaking crap! it got me thinking that what if we used 100% of our brain! think of all of the cool things we could do! maybe we could have x-ray vision or read peoples freaking mind and such, that would be so cool. That is what has been on my mind lately. I hope you enjoyed my very dirty and confusing mind 😀