Scary Old Guitar Hobo Man

About a week ago I took a bus to Downtown with my guitar because I’ve always just wanted to play my guitar on the street for “funzies” so I just thought to myself, “why not?”  I had to run to the bus stop very quickly because I would’ve missed it.  While I was running to the bus stop with my guitar case in my right hand, I felt so…cool, I don’t know why but I just felt really cool running with a guitar case in my hand.  In my head I was thinking: “Man, people probably think I’m a cool busy musician guy that has a gig to play or something.”

I arrived at my destination and got off the bus and started to walk around to see where I should play my guitar.  There was this certain spot underneath a tall tree that caught my eyeballs, it was “supes” shady and had a lot of foot traffic; it was perfect.  I set down my guitar case and grabbed my guitar.  I just left my guitar case open just for the heck of it.  I just wanted to play guitar for fun, but if anyone wanted to give meh money, then I would be fine with that, Hahah.  I started playing my guitar, and I was so happy seeing other people smile and enjoy my music :).  11379179_1613315685615802_1324624532_n

There was a homeless hobo man human across the street from me, and he was playing guitar too.  His singing was…very…interesting, it certainly was NOT my kind of taste in vocal musicness.  Lol.  It sounded like a turtle and a country singer made a baby, and HE was that baby.  He was packing up his guitar and his belongings.  He started to walk towards me.  I was a little anxious because he had a “pissed off” kind of look on his patchy face.  He came up to me and said, “You can’t just set up your guitar here when there is obviously a BETTER musician here! *Points at self in a proud way*.”

I said, “Uhmm…Ok…good for you! 😀 *Smiles super cheesely*”

He said, “If we were in New Orleans, I would break your fingers and throw your guitar!”

I said, “Woah Budday, just remember that this is OREGON and NOT New Orleans so I would appreciate if you would not break my fingers because I like them very very much”

He said, “Whatever.  You need practice because you suck ALOT! *Turns around and walks towards Starbucks*.”

I said, “I Loved your singing! It was great! I hope you succeed in life!”

After I said that, he just said, “Screw you %()&^Q*#&^*^” and then he flipped me off with his black painted middle fingernail.  I sort of tried the “Kill ’em with kindess” technique, and it seemed like he was super annoyed and it worked!  It was definitely an interesting experience and also a great lesson because there are ALWAYS gonna be haters and just like Tay Swizzle’s song says “Shake it off.”  I don’t need none of that dumb negativity to wear me down!  I’m not gonna let some sixty year old hobo human stop me from playing on the streets! Psh!

I hope you guys enjoyed my experience ;D.  I will try to blog more, but it is a lot harder for me to blog now because I don’t have my laptop anymore :((( That’s why I haven’t posted in a while.

Bye Lovas.